There are a considerable number of people on this planet who are not yet aware of the existence of a restaurant – The Stinking Rose – dedicated to celebrating the garlic bulb in all its glory, with garlic infused into the majority of the menu offerings. With only two locations (one in Beverly Hills [currently closed], the other in San Francisco), I’m afraid this dream destination will simply have to remain one for the indefinite future for many of us.
In the meantime, I will to have content myself with garlic-themed music for my soul food. But do songs about garlic exist? Here’s what Zero to 180’s investigation turned up — click on song titles for streaming audio (where available).
As it turns out, garlic songs – at least here in the States – are at least as old as the blues. Sylvester Weaver‘s “Garlic Blues” from 1927, it bears noting, will turn 100 in eleven years:
“Garlic Blues“
Helen Humes with Sylvester Weaver & Walter Beasley (1927)
Not much else would appear for a couple decades, it seems, until The Max Brüel Quartet from Denmark released their jazz instrumental composition in 1955, “Garlic Wafer” on a 3-song EP.
“Garlic Wafer” by The Max Brüel Quartet –
Side one, track 2
1966 would bring another garlic sighting, when Capitol subsidiary label, Tower, released its single “(Get Off That) Booze & Garlic Bread” by garage rocker, Denny Rockwell.
This 45 deserves, if not partial credit, at least an asterisk
Two years later, vibraphonist Mike Mainieri and his Quartet would channel the spirits, and beat John Lennon to the punch in the process, with the wryly-titled “Instant Garlic” from the group’s 1968 album, Insight.
Instant garlic’s gonna get you –
Gonna knock you right on the head
1972 saw the release of NRBQ‘s (Eddie Kramer-produced) Scraps, a wide-ranging album that included the whimsical and dadesque “Who Put the Garlic in the Glue.” [42 years later, Lin Brehmer from Chicago’s CBS affiliate XRT would single out NRBQ’s “Who Put the Garlic in the Glue” for her October 22, 2014 ‘Hump Day Unusual Moment‘ segment.]
“Who Put the Garlic in the Glue” by NRBQ –
Back when the Q stood for Quintet
Sometime in 1977 — within the confines of Italy, appropriately enough — garlic would get the funky instrumental it so richly deserves in the form of “Garlic Salt” by The Joy Unlimited Group & the Continentals.
“Garlic Salt” by The Joy Unlimited Group & the Continentals –
Italy’s own
1978 would see the final album – Spaceguerilla – from German progressive jazz-rock group, Missus Beastly, with “King Garlic,” fittingly, as its closing track.
“King Garlic” by Missus Beastly –
Side 2, track 4
Before decade’s end, Leo Kottke would do his part to advance the cause with the release of 1979’s Balance, an LP that would include “1/2 Acre of Garlic.”
“1/2 Acre of Garlic” by Leo Kottke –
1979 would also see the release of a Folkways album – Folk Songs from Latin America by Suni Paz – that would include the heartfelt paean “Al Ajo (To Garlic)”:
“Al Ajo (To Garlic)” by Suni Paz –
Side 1, track 4
1979 would prove to be a banner year, with the release of the soundtrack to George A. Romero’s vampire-themed film, Martin — an album that would include “Garlic Chase #6.”
“Garlic Chase #6” –
But the big breakthrough for garlic in song would come by way of Chapel Hill foursome, Superchunk, who no doubt “sweated out” vast amounts of garlic recording their unabashed 1990 declaration of bulb love, “Garlic” — the B-side of a split single on noted indie label, Merge, along with Seaweed and Geek (“released to go with a US tour of the three bands”):
“Garlic” by Superchunk (1990)
By the turn of the new century, it was a whole new era for Garlic in Popular Music, and even Lee ‘Scratch‘ Perry and Guided By Voices would eventually get in on the game, as you will note on the list below — a public service from the tireless research staff at Zero to 180.
Garlic in Modern Pop:
An Exhaustive & Exhausting Discography
- “Garlic Crusher” Mario Gregorie 1986 [Australia]
- “Rad Garlic Shoes” Deja Voodoo 1988 [Canada]
- “Garlic” Zooming on the Zoo 1989 [Italy]
- “Garlic” Perverted by Desire 1990 [Netherlands]
- “Garlic” Tea for Two 1990 [Sweden]
- “Garlic” Black Happy 1991 [US]
- “Garlic (Words for an Ad)” Raymond Scott Woolson 1991 [US]
- “Little Garlic Fish” Pullermann 1991 [Germany]
- “The Original Wild Garlic Memory” Coil 1992 [UK]
- “Garlic Desire” Ronaldo Folegatti 1992 [US]
- “Garlic & Prayers” Stars on Mars 1993 [Sweden]
- “Garlic Tipped Bullet” Pothead 1993 [US/Germany]
- “Salty Garlic Breath” Blairmailer 1993 [Australia]
- “Dr. Garlic Breath” Tony MacAlpine 1993 [US?]
- “Garlic Breath” The Exceptions 1994 [US]
- “Garlic” Nelories 1994 [Japan]
- “Mr. Garlic” Taylor’s Universe 1994 [Denmark]
- “Crushed Garlic” Chunky Cheese 1995 [UK]
- “Garlic Trembles From My Tongue” Hive 1995 [US]
- “Garlic Mint” Sonetic Vet 1995 [Netherlands]
- “Garlic Icecube” Insatiable 1996 [US]
- “Pickled Garlic” The Sort of Quartet 1996 [US]
- “Garlic and Sapphires” Psychograss 1996 [US]
- “Getting the Garlic & Vexing the Vampire” Michael Perilstein 1996 [US]
- “You Must Like Garlic For This One” Torque 1996 [Canada]
- “White Garlic” 54 Nude Honeys 1996 [Japan]
- “Garlic” Bubble B. & the Coconuts 1996 [Germany]
- “Garlic” Cessna 1997 [US]
- “Garlic” Gypsy Grind 1997 [Phillipines]
- “Garlic Chicken & Shots” Robert Johnson & Punchdrunks 1997 [Sweden]
- “I’ve Got Garlic Hanging on My Front Door” Marasma 1998 [UK]
- “Garlic for Victory” Submission Hold 1998 [Poland]
- “More Garlic” Birdflesh 1998 [Sweden]
- “Garlic Press” The Living Daylights 1998 [US]
- “Garlic Song” Crazy Candydates 1999 [Germany]
- “Mr. Garlic” Geert Waegeman 2000 [Belgium]
- “Garlic and Mirrors” Sun City Girls 2000 [US]
- “Garlic Houses” Nevada Bachelors 2000 [US]
- “Chase Dem Down with the Garlic” Lee ‘Scratch‘ Perry & Niney 2001 [JA]
- “Garlic Catalyst” Eight Frozen Modules 2001 [US]
- “Garlic + Honey” Mauracher 2002 [Australia]
- “Onion Shallot Garlic Chive” Unsolicited Music Ensemble 2002 [UK]
- “Garlic Bread, Misbehavin’” Wolfcow 2002 [Canada]
- “Garlic” Be/Non 2002 [US]
- “Fear of Garlic” Hdj Tom 2003 [US]
- “Still Life with Onions & Garlic” The Rollstons 2003 [Finland]
- “Garlic Head” Midas 2003 [France]
- “Red Pundu Garlic” The Pandas 2004 [US]
- “Smothered in Garlic” The Sunken 2005 [US]
- “Garlic Rooftop” Social System 2005 [US]
- “Garlic Hauck Bread” Stereo Tony 2005 [Slovakia]
- “Organic Lentil Soup & Home Made Garlic Breadfan” The Bandoliers 2005 [UK]
- “Jumbo Garlic” Lifting Gear Engineer 2005 [UK]
- “Garlic Pulp” Flameproof 2005 [Taiwan]
- “Garlic” Tupolev 2005 [Germany]
- “Garlic” Other Voices 2005 [Italy]
- “Garlic” Silver Sun 2005 [US]
- “Garlic Breath” Jay Sullivan 2005 [US]
- “Garlic Breakfast” Trap Them 2006 [US]
- “Garlic Serendipity” Beautumn 2006 [US]
- “Garlic Fingers” Mike Shiflet & Jessica Rylan 2006 [US]
- “Garlic Tastes So Good” The Lettuce Vultures 2006 [US]
- “Garlic Breath Tosser” Audio Damage 2006 [Italy]
- “Attack of the Garlic Child” Imperfectus Bultus 2006 [Spain]
- “Kitty Runs Away from Garlic” Cowtown 2007 [UK]
- “Garlic and Shots” Wrest & One Wobbly Egg 2007 [UK]
- “Garlic and Gangrene” Wog 2007 [Australia]
- “Crisp Salad with Beans & Garlic” Neurobash 2007 [Sweden]
- “Garlic Bun” Likely Rads 2007 [Canada]
- “Garlic Joe” 8–Bit Haiku 2008 [UK]
- “Garlic” Little Moroccos 2008 [Spain]
- “Garlic” Skewer 2009 [UK]
- “Hardboiled with Garlic Mush” Cheer 2009 [UK]
- “View Us As We Boil Garlic” Baronic Wall 2009 [US]
- “Wings of Garlic” Nose Bleed Island 2009 [Russia]
- “This Garlic Cake” Samuel Katarro 2009 [Italy]
- “Garlic Sauce” Mister Modo 2009 [France]
- “Garlic Bread” Goldie Looking Chain 2009 [UK]
- “Garlic Dances International” Multo Francel & Evelyn Huber 2010 [Germany]
- “Garlic in the Pocket” Valeron & the Pockets 2010 [Germany]
- “Garlic” Gohai & Input C 2010 [UK]
- “Garlic Soup” Original Tongues 2010 [US]
- “Garlic River Falls” Lee LeVanway 2011 [US]
- “Garlic Road” California X 2011 [US]
- “Garlic Bread” Saving the Nine 2011 [UK]
- “Garlic Breath” Rotor 2011 [France]
- “Wild Garlic” Colour Sun 2011 [UK]
- “Diamonds and Garlic” Spidergod 2011 [UK]
- “Arguing Garlic Dove” JMZM 2011 [Croatia]
- “Cheese Garlic Story” Pavel Svimba 2011 [Russia]
- “Garlic Squint” Manni Dee 2011 [Germany]
- “Garlic Wine” Mr. Myoplast 2012 [US]
- “Sweets & Garlic” Dapunksportif 2012 [Portugal]
- “Sir Garlic Breath” Guided By Voices 2013 [US]
- “40 Cloves of Garlic” Gobby 2013 [US]
- “Daal … Garlic Naan” Ras_G 2013 [US]
- “Garlic Storm” The Hooten Hallers 2014 [US]
- “Garlic Makes Me Cry” The Fat 2014 [France]
- “Garlic” Hyper Fro2en 2014 [Japan]
- Garlic Holic” Katusi 2014 [Japan]
- “Garlic Bubblegum” Kontext 2014 [Ireland]
- “Garlic Raita” Noël Akchoté 2014 [France]
- “Garlic Head” Diego Fantini 2015 [Brazil]
- “Garlic 24-7” Razor Edge 2015 [Netherlands]
- “Garlic Moon” 16 Barre 2015 [Italy]
- “Garlic Bread Without Cheese” Steven Blair 2015 [Italy]
- “Your Garlic Breath” Dimitris Samolis 2015 [Greece]
- “Garlic” Black Strike 2015 [Belgium]
- “Garlic and Oil” Meyhem Lauren 2016 [UK]
- “Thrash Garlic Alien” Impaler 2016 [Japan]
— Also Worth a(n) Historical Asterisk —
Bobby Gregory‘s Country Comedy LP includes a comic routine “We Always Feed Our Baby Garlic” that is also illustrated at the very bottom of the album cover – dead center:
The “contents” of Side A from Monty Python‘s Previous Record from 1970 – written from the perspective of a ‘Harley St. dentist’ – is an amusing bit that includes a ‘Where’s Waldo’ game:
Can you find the phrase “stinking garlic”?
Bonus Bit!
Garlic in the News