For a modest sum, I picked up this Roy Orbison soundtrack for the 1967 motion picture – Fastest Guitar Alive – and was surprised by the quality of songs from start to finish:
All ten songs on the album are Roy Orbison originals – seven written specifically for the film plus three more to complete the soundtrack album. The liner notes tell us that the film music’s “composer,” a recording star with 24,000,000 sales under his belt, makes his debut screen appearance in The Fastest Guitar Alive in a starring role as Johnny Banner – “a young guitar-strumming Rebel officer whose guitar converts conveniently into a rifle to fight off attacking Indians.”
In boasting of Orbison’s songwriting prowess (“every song the Wink, Texas phenomenon sings in concert or on records these days is his own composition”), the record label momentarily forgets that the microphone’s still on, so to speak, when it publicly reveals (in legalese, no less) the grueling contractual arrangement under which our hero, the Big O, must labor on a yearly basis: “Inasmuch as he is committed to recording 40 songs a year for MGM (three albums comprising 10 songs each, plus ten singles) he may furnish as many as 70 songs in any one year from which to select the required 40.”
Perhaps realizing just how onerous that last statement might sound, the label then tries to soften its image as grim taskmasters by capping off the album’s liner notes with this brilliant bit of spin: “Roy knew the plot for The Fastest Guitar Alive months before actual production began. This gave him ample time in which to produce the seven new songs for the production.” Sure thing, whatever you say.
Here is Roy’s great title track to the film:
“The Fastest Guitar Alive” Roy Orbison 1967
Bonus video link to a two-minute theatrical trailer